I'm moving... yup. I've recently completely cracked, and I figure if I'm going to be spending a lot of time in the state of confusion, I may as well move there. It's a nice place, good lighting, big kitchen, staircase that leads to nowhere, shrieks of horror to lull me to sleep in the morning; I'm even considering having live fish in the koi pond. It's just to the right of the middle of nowhere, so I'll be just across the middle of nowhere from Taryn's place, it'll be great. I'm gonna try to pick up some Italian and Cantonese while I'm there, and I'll be sure to send back some of their world famous peanutbutter. I hear they have some decent taco stands, too, so I should be fine. I hope you all have a wonderfull time with the rest of your lives, and I'll see you the next time our cosmic circles overlap.

Feel free to add any suggestions that would make my journey into complete absurdity more entertaining...

_Mchl... my name is kind of boring without the vowels.